texts from my drug dealer
creative marketing from folks who shill dank shit.
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MLK day
18 january 2010, 9:45 am
Happy Martin Luther King, Jr. day! Let’s celebrate with a special incentive. Let’s get togather today and you’ll get a fresh made dank choco-chip cookie! Woo!
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everything must go
january 6, 2010 9:37 am
the World must be filled with Love. i’m hoping this economy is not keeping anyone away. i’m having a bad economy blowout sale today. call today get special rate!
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ah, the road
january 4, 2010
hello everybody! wanted you all to see my latest acquisition. you will hear it on the upcoming cd by the band. that’s us. anyway you’ll be able to see it when we hit the clubs this spring. then the road. ah, the road! love you all and peace!
***Note: shit you not, this text had a pic attached that looked like this:
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give it to us
send us texts from your drug dealer. we will post them here and it will rule. two ways to do it: online or email.
stay gooey.
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?????!
decmeber 31, 2009, 11:58 am
ok all you Medical Head Space Campers, time to sweeten the “Pot,” as it were. today only one half my very own gooey Number 1. today only and all at once. ?????!
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stay happy
december 29, 2009, 8:08 pm
“hello everyone. well it seems our weather has its own ideas for us this week. remember, i’m in the 4x4 so if you need me let me know! stay Warm. stay Happy.”
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just say HoHo
december 24th, 2009. 7:36 am
merry christmas world! happy everything! on this christmas eve don’t fret! i’m around all day today and tomorrow. if you need some christmas cheer just say HoHo.
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4x4
december 12, 2009. 9:37 am
“hello popsicles! i got the Fire to melt the coldest of days. don’t let an old ice storm worry you. my 4x4 will bring the heat right to you! so stay home, call!”
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mr. peeps
december 10, 2009 (eight minutes after previous text)
finally mr. peeps has the new formula. good luck. as always if any of your I M forces are captured the secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions.
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knock em head
december 10, 2009 (two minute after previous text)
deadly space cheese nuke to cook their blueberry pineapple. they achieve this as jack has his cleaner. let’s knock em head. i mean dead!
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december 10, 2009
so the crew of the apollo 13 has waged war on the dreaded dank #1 clan. they are using the ddrafly
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know the warmth
december 8, 2009, 9:31 am
too cold outside for just about everything. perspective is everything. i got an idea on how to improve that perspective. come visit and you’ll know the warmth!
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december 1, 2009*
“hello out there World! just another goofy text. you know me! you have got to get on youtubes and search Muppets Bohemian Rhapsody. Ok. Ok. i might be late but omg!”
*this is a rare non-sales text - our guy just wants us to laugh.
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Warm Fire
november 17, 2009
Ok campers. winter is setting in. Our first wind storm has past. I bet you all could use some warm Fire! And Boy, do I have the Heat! Umm umm. Call me, soon! Me.
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honoring our veterans
novembr 11, 2009. 10:03 am.
on this gloomy veterans day let’s reflect on the best thing to do today, party! why be sullen when you can blue glue, or apollo 13, or space cheese d? yummy! :x
